Ghost jokes
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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
Lazy bones.
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.
A butler came running into his important master's office.
"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook: Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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